Monday, September 17, 2007

If this is how it works...?

If folks can self-appoint themselves as ambassadors for things, can I do it, too?

Madonna toasted the Jewish new year with Israeli President Shimon Peres and declared herself an "ambassador for Judaism," local newspapers reported Sunday.

The singer, who is not Jewish, arrived in Israel Wednesday on the eve of Jewish new year to attend a conference on Kabbalah or Jewish mysticism.
If so, I'd like to announce that I am officially the ambassador for Islam, Bacon, Baseball, College Football and Bikinis.

I pick those because if Islam would adapt to the other three, there wouldn't really be much cause for fighting any more, would there?