Wednesday, August 22, 2007

We're in trouble

I'm pretty sure Russia has gotten rid of Vladimir Putin and replaced him with some sort of zombie-clone of Yul Brynner.
"No elephants? No wonder he is not winning war!" -- this explain's Russia's recent increase in arms and armament. You cannot win a war without elephants. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

"So let it be written, so let it be done".

This is bad news for the safety of the free world. Bad, bad news.