Monday, June 11, 2007

Gay bomb Mecca!

You really can't make this stuff up. This is quite possibly the funniest thing I've read on the internet, ever. Period.

"The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soliders to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another," Hammond said after reviwing the documents.

"The notion was that a chemical that would probably be pleasant in the human body in low quantities could be identified, and by virtue of either breathing or having their skin exposed to this chemical, the notion was that soliders would become gay," explained Hammond.
IMAO weighs in...

I'm not saying it's a great idea, I'm just saying it's a new idea. People have been killing each other in war for eons, but they haven't been making each other gay...Also, if Tom Tancredo wants to sound even more extreme, he can threaten that, if there's another terrorist attack, he will gay bomb Mecca. Tell me the enemy won't pay attention to that threat.

Threatening to nuke the enemy is tired; it would be nice to be able to threaten to make them gay.

Seriously, read it out loud to someone. Gay bomb...