Its not that hard, really. I mean, the article is only 295 words long. Its not that hard to skim it and find a decent headline.
What part of
"it would be a mistake to assume the infection isn't also in affluent neighborhoods. The study looked only at people using the public hospital system. The infection rate in the general population is unknown. This is an equal opportunity bacteria"screams Superbugs Emerge Among Urban Poor to you?
But then I guess you couldn't use it to describe the plight of the mythical poor American in today's big-bad people eating capitalistic greed-driven society.