Ken Hoffman has the hurricane blues:
I know I shouldn't blame you. It's been a rough year all around. I was promised all sorts of wild weather and disastrous hurricanes, and here it is late August, and we're only up to E for Ernesto. Last year, we were past K. What did I do to deserve this? Now I've got a storeroom full of hurricane maps that I can't give away at the supermarket. Home Depot is blaming me for ordering five trucks of plywood.Heh.
Want to buy some batteries?